When you say the term ´geek´ to a woman they immediately get a terrible image. They begin to imagine a skinny man wearing a horrible shirt, with shorts going up to his chest, He has a pair of big glasses perched on his nose and he only talks about computers and the latest technologies (which for the average woman could not be more boring) The thought of dating a geek is just one big nightmare.
However, it´s really profitable to date with a geek. Why?
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Geek knows how to fix the computer. (…and he will secure it in a way that you will be not able to break it again)
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Geek knows how to fix your other gadgets. (eg. mp3 player that needs to be upgraded or your broken kitchen mixer will not only be fixed but additionally dance and make a coffee for you)
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You will have access to the best in Entertainment Technology. (geeks will always be buying the newest and best technologies so their gadgets are amazing)
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You will have very cool gadgets. (He will buy you the best smartphone on Christmas)
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Geek will not cheat on you. (At least not unless it’s virtually. Have you ever seen a geek with lots of women around?)
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Geek will put up with all of our bad habits. (How can anyone who stares at a computer screen all day not be patient?)
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Geek will adore you. (Let´s be honest, if Geek loses you how quickly do you think he’ll be able to find someone else?)
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Geek will not embarrass you in public. (They are very common people)
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Geeks are easy to find. (You just need to access the internet)
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If Geek promise he will phone, it means Geek will phone. (most of them thinks in terms (if) promised; (then) I call)
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Geek will not leave you if you will get fat. (he does not care about social status and image - otherwise he would burn all of his shirts)
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Geek guaranties good sex. (they will rarely have sex, but have spent the down time reading articles on the internet and will be willing to give it their best shot)
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You will not struggle to make him happy. (Super-extra-cool new gadget will do the job)
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Geek knows how to be romantic. (You just need to find the right avenue. Remember: Installing new RAM in your laptop is a turn on)
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Geek will be happy to take you out on dates. (He does not have many opportunities to date, so he will be more than happy to try every opportunity)
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You have a lot to choose from. (a geek is not a very popular object of woman’s interest, so even if you have more than 30 years old, you still have plenty of chances that there’s a geek out there for you)
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Geek remembers about important dates. (He has so many calendars and reminder systems via e–mail, skype, msn or phone, that he will not miss any important date or celebration)
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Geek has very nice friends. (most of them, very rarely see any woman outside of their computer screen, so if they spot a real woman, they are nice and polite)
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Geek is faithful. (He did not spent all his teenage age on cheating, going out, having fun, or any social activities, o Geek does not know how to manipulate and Geek always tells truth)
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Geek will help you to sort out most of the problems. (He has a strong need to sort out problems and analyse things and debug why something does not work and this transfers into real world)
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Geek will make your parents happy. (clean guy, good manners, without piercings around the face and long hair. He will help to your father with any PC problem and will create a Powerpoint presentation for your grandmother - who would not love him?)
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Geek is a perfect father. (he is extremely patient and can play with kids for hours in any computer games)
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Geek is rich. (if Geek is good, he does not have to worry about money)
